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Apple-Style Product Video Editor for Parody Food Commercial

We're producing a parody commercial in the style of Apple’s product reveal videos (think Jony Ive introducing the iPhone or Apple Watch) — but for a food product We’ve already shot some food footage. Now we’re looking for a skilled video editor and motion designer who can elevate it with: Apple-style visual polish Minimalist motion graphics and overlays Cinematic pacing, ambient music, and refined sound design A "designer interview" segment where you either: Mimic a Jony Ive-style British voiceover, with a talking-head shot Or appear on camera as a parody “product designer” in Apple-style presentation (deadpan, overly serious tone) If you're comfortable being on camera (even self-filmed against a white wall), that's a big bonus. What You’ll Work On: Edit and structure existing food B-roll to match Apple’s aesthetic Add exploded views, ingredient breakdowns, animated overlays (clean, modern, product-tech style) Sync to minimalist ambient music + product-level SFX (e.g., crunch, oil sizzle, soft chime) Add Apple-style animated text and product shots Integrate a filmed or VO "designer segment" in Jony Ive parody tone Deliver 1 master cut (~60s) + 1–2 cutdowns (15–30s) We’ll Provide: Script & storyboard Raw product footage Voiceover script Brand logo + guidance Deliverables: Final video in 16:9 and 9:16 (for Instagram Reels/TikTok) Editable source file (Premiere Pro or After Effects) Optional: thumbnail/poster visual Ideal Skills: Motion design for product-style commercials Strong sense of pacing and cinematic editing Comfortable with Apple parody tone (clean, obsessive, minimal) Bonus: British accent voiceover OR acting skill for deadpan designer interview on camera Bonus: Knowledge of food/studio lighting aesthetics